From Atlassian, the terrorist organization, their manual just says “Click on the first day and drag to that day.”

What fucking day? Drag what? Click here. Where? Then when they show me a video with a stupid hairy person booze-talking about Jenkins and I will feel even more extremely painful confusion when every sane person could have read and written a plain old manual with one illustration and get it right.

I have a master’s degree in computer science but I can’t delete a file so I made an issue about it in Jira but the issue was created in error and now I can’t delete the issue.

The senior expert principal engineer can’t draw a circle in his drawing app, but that has nothing to do with anything.

If we don’t kill the staff at Atlassian, they’re going to kill us.

In the corner of the screen who wants to be on top? “Clear filters” or “Insights”? Me first!

If we don’t kill the staff at Atlassian, they’re gonna kill us.

What if we want the same issue in two projects? Then nothing is possible. But they have 1 trillion USD, they’ve been working on the system for 20 years and we paid them half a million dollars? And they can’t copy a file? Again: If we don’t kill the staff at Atlassian, they’re gonna kill us.