I fucking hate JIRA so much. Even if you ignore the shitty UI, the over-managed garbage, the bureaucracy, and everything else that makes using the software awful, what frustrates me the most is just how long everything takes.

Create a new ticket? 8 seconds for the dialogue to appear. Click on the title field to edit it? Another 5 seconds gone. Oh, you want to add a time estimate? That’ll be another 6 seconds please. Done editing the time estimate? Let me just confirm that for you for the next 13 seconds.

These are real numbers. I know they’re real numbers because I’ve started counting them out loud during meetings to make my point. Why the fuck should I spend more time waiting for a glorified todo list app than I do actually using it?