I hate Jira, but I know how it was built.

Some poor soul was building the traditional “todo” app and Cthulu drove them mad and Jira was born. That poor crazed lunatic gave it an innocent abstract logo and pushed it into the corporate world to punish software engineers everywhere. His minions the “Scrum” masters are started popping up everywhere, preaching the doctrine.

Using it, is what the mad god wants! He desires to inflict the madness on us all.

Fight it! My fellow engineers… Viva la résistance!