I so fucking hate JIRA. This piece of shitty code pile - which I could under no circumstance label as a “tool”, since tools are supposed to help you to achieve what you want to do instead of sucking the life out of you each time you try to make use of it – is the second worst thing in my daily workflow, the first thing being the managers who persist in making their team using it.

Every week, our team spend approximatively 30mn in our team meeting to « brainstorm » to figure out how to do things JIRA.

A while ago, I stopped listening as soon as such a topic was brought up as I suspect JIRA is actually an undercover alien who feeds on the brainwaves of people trying to figure out how to use it and alternatively ranting about it…

…damn, I may have contributed to the monster daily diet just now.

We’re all doomed.